‘Is it in?’ and other things to never say in bed


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‘Let me just do it myself’

This applies mostly to foreplay. If your man isn’t getting you where you want to be, don’t snap. Rather show him what makes you hot. Saying this will make him skip the foreplay and get straight into the act. You wouldn’t want that, right?

‘Is it in yet’

Maybe you’re not sure whether you’re being tickled or pinched, regardless, just keep quiet. Imagine what this statement will do to his self confidence if he’s small down there? Remember he might have tricks up his sleeves to blow your mind away, small as he is.

‘Please pass me my phone’

If your phone rings, leave it alone; surely that person can wait for a couple of minutes. This is a mood killer and be sure to avoid it, unless someone is on the verge of death.

‘Is that it?’

If your man is a 5-minuter, there’s no need to remind him – he probably knows and is too embarrased about it. Rather find ways – like exercising techniques – to help him last longer. it will benefit the both of you, which means more rounds!

‘Are you done yet’

Where are you rushing off to? Keep calm and enjoy the ride. No one needs that kind of pressure. Wait for him to finish when he’s ready, he waited for you right? Rushing an orgasm is just bad manners.

You want to do what?’

Surely there will be things that he suggests for you to try that you’re not comfortable with. Don’t completely turn him down, rather ask that you do it differently.

‘My ex used to it like this’

Nobody wants to hear about exes – period. It will just raise eyebrows about the relationship – you might still have with your ex. Besides, there’s a reason you two broke up.

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